For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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