we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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