Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
