Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need help removing her.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
