therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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