is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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