I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
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