I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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