I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I don't think brook has ever known best
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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