I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I love you. Go after that dick
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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