I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
You smell like a Billy Joel song
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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