Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Can you bring me the toilet please
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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