i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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