how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Banned from zoo.
Again?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
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You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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