Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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