Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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