after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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