Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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