Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
i out mim tonsoeep
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