I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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