She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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