hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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