Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
