Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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