Do vagina's smell?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
