Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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