I molested 6 butterflies tonight
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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