Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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