walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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