Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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