Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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