i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
my liver is dry heaving
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