i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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