So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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