Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
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Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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