he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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