I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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