I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
you made out with another girl for some wings
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