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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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