I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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