He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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