I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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