you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My feet surprised me
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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