i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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