It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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