tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I got inside last night via doggy door
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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