Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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