Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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