This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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