I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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