The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
where are you?
Hypothermia
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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