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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
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i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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