She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Randomize
