we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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