Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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