I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize