By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
