There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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