TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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