You surviving the open bar?
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I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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