dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
COCAINE IS GR8
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
